18eighteen January 2004

So, what kind of dirty picture were you painting?
"Well, we were supposed to practice doing portraits, and the art teacher told us to choose someone in the class to paint. So I chose this real cute guy named Cory who just transferred to our school this year. I liked him from, like, the first time I saw him, but I think he likes this other girl in our class Tiffany, 'cause he's always smiling at her and talking to her. Anyway, I started painting him, but I was imagining what he would look like without his clothes on, so that's the way I painted him. Then, when the teacher came over to see how I was doing, she got real pissed off when she saw I drew him naked!"