coming soon: 18eighteen July 2003

"Me and my boyfriend were gettin' real close to havin' sex, but then my parents made me stop seein' him. I think I cried for, like, a whole week after. Now I hear he's already got a new girlfriend, and that really pisses me off! She goes to another school, and she's supposed to be a real slut. Like, her and him messed around the first time they went out, and she let him go all the way. I know 'cause my friend Lori goes out with that little bitch's brother. So now I'm back to usin' a toy, and I'll probably be usin' it all summer, 'cause that's all I have to get off!"