Brats

"I need a boyfriend really bad! I keep looking for one, but none of the guys I meet are worth it," complains baby-faced Marie. "I like older guys and all the older guys I meet are not into me. They think I am inexperienced! But I swear, I'm not. I am into everything and I love to be taught new things. And I am into girls, too. What guy wouldn't want to be with someone like me? I wonder what I am doing wrong."