"My favorite thing to do after school is masturbate. No one is home for a few hours, so I have the house to myself and I like to cum in unexpected places. I've done this so many times that getting naked and masturbating on the couch is about as common as doing it in my own bed. Some more noteworthy places I've cum are on the kitchen table and on top of the washer when it was on. I was nice enough to wash the table off before dinner."