"I do! I have a really big test tomorrow, and I need to know the names of all my body parts. My titties, my stomach, my ass, my hips, my legs, my pussy...I figured the best way to do that would be to get naked and have you quiz me. Do you think you can help me? Touch one of my body parts, and I'll name it. Let's start!"
Why don't you just tell us where you want us to touch you?
"I was trying to be subtle, but I want you to touch my pussy. See how nice and pink it is? And look how wide I can spread my lips for you. I think you should take a closer look. Maybe try pushing a finger or tongue inside. Mmm."
