coming soon: 18eighteen September 2003

"I have a crush on this lady who teaches me guitar. It's, like, I don't know how she feels about me. She's always wrappin' her hands around my hands to show me how to play a chord or something, and it's, like, I get all excited when she does it. It's not like she's way older than me either. She's maybe, like, 25, I think. I totally fantasize about her when I play with my slit, and sometimes even when I'm in history class or in gym or even when I'm sleeping!"