coming soon: 18eighteen November 2006

Sounds like you get horny when you're all lotioned up. Is that true, Jeanie?
"I won't deny it. I mean, I'm a tiny girl, so having an older guy work his big hands all over my body to oil me down in the sun is muy caliente. Plus, guys don't feel you up as much if you're out in public. Except, one time, my slitty was real damp just from this boy rubbing me and I let his hands oil up the inside of my thighs. Nobody was looking and I spread my legs a bit to give him access. He got, like, two fingers halfway in my slitty before I closed up shop. My kitty was purring from his rub-down so I gave him my digits. We met up later and I repaid the favor underneath a big, long fishing pier. We banged standing up!"

Let's say we see you on the beach. How do we grab your attention and get laid?
"Well, definitely don't ask me a question like that! It's too direct and stuck-up. Except if I notice you're really packing under your swim trunks, then I might overlook your insensitivity. I'll tell you what works is if you ask to oil up my back. Girls like that a lot 'cause it's hot but not slutty. I might even pop off my bikini strap!"