coming soon: 18eighteen October 2003

"When I'm putting my favorite toy inside of me, I like to pretend that I'm kissin' and makin' out with that guy Vin Diesel with the shaved head and all the tats who's kinda a movie star now. I think he's real cool-looking, and sometimes when I'm in history class, I'll be thinkin' about him and my panties get all wet between my legs. And then sometimes I'll be thinking about Steve. He's this divorced guy friend of my dad's, who he goes golfing and fishing with and stuff like that. He's, like, 45, but I think he's totally hot! I know he'd be able to show me exactly what to do if we ever hooked up."