coming soon: 18eighteen May 2006

So, your boyfriend can't satisfy you, huh? Hmmm. Plan on hooking up with other guys while you're on spring break?
"Totally! My friends and me are gonna have a blast. Like, we're goin' to Myrtle Beach in South Carolina, and we're gonna ride the strip all night-till we wanna ride something else. And I'm not talking about a roller coaster, either! Our hotel rooms are supposed to be really nice, and we already made Strokes and Led Zeppelin mix CDs to last the whole week we're there."

Cool. Sounds like you're going to have a really wild time while you're on break.
"Yeah, but before I leave, I hafta tie up some loose ends at school--you know, guy stuff. Like I said, my boyfriend can't keep my kitty kat happy. I am so serious! He can't last when we're fucking. I really need to dump his ass. That's why I'm so psyched about spring break!"

Understood. So, just how does a guy satisfy Miss Jade's tight, little kitty kat?
"Well, I like it real deep, and I like it real slow. That's all a boy really needs to know. Like, there's this country boy in my dorm that I've been using for booty calls. He gets my kitty to cum every time we fuck. He loves to sit at his desk in his room naked and have me wiggle my sweet ass all over his lap. Then we get into a really hard groove. He goes in real deep!"

We bet you take it up the butt, too. Are we correct?
"Whoa, no you ain't! I've never tried taking it in my butt, but I do like sucking on a big cock. Know what really gets me hot? Letting a long string of spit fall onto a guy's cock, and then slurping on it real loud. C'mon now, up my ass? I'm no Miss Goody Goody, but I sure ain't no backyard ho, either!"