coming soon: 18eighteen March 2004

So, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?
"Well, duh, it's not 'cause it takes me that long to go No. 1 or anything, that's for sure! Seriously, it's 'cause it's the only time I have any privacy and can make myself feel good, that's why. I have six brothers and sisters, and I share my room with two of my sisters, so I hardly ever get to be by myself."

And what do you tell your mother when she asks you what's taking so long?
"Oh, I'll say stuff like we ran out of hot water, and I'm waiting for it to warm up so I can take my shower, or I'm looking for more toilet paper or for more soap, things like that. Course, what I'm really doing is playing with my slit."