coming soon: 18eighteen January 2004

Your new short hair style looks really cute! Why did you feel that you had to say that you're not a lezzie?
"I guess it's 'cause I'm real sick and tired of these jealous bitches at my school spreading it around that I am one, that's why! They know I'm not really lez, but they say that I am 'cause I'm real popular with most of the guys in my class and they're not. Like, there's this one girl Heather who's senior class president and on the pom-pom squad and all that. Well, she was goin' out with this guy Brandon for, like, all junior year. Then last summer me and him hooked up at the beach and he dumped her, and me and him have been sort of goin' out since. So she got real pissed off about that, and when we started school back in September, that's when her and her bitch girlfriends began all of those lez rumors about me."