18eighteen January 2006

You mean to say that you've never been asked out on a date? That's very hard for us to believe!
"Please, don't remind me. It's totally embarrassing for me to admit that, but it's true. And I don't exactly know why I don't get asked out, either. I mean, I'm way cuter than a lot of girls in my class, and most of them even get dates. I think it might have to do with the fact that I'm a real brain-you know, straight A's and all that. Most guys think smart girls won't put out."

So, by posing for this layout, you think that things might change?
"Well, that's what I'm hoping. I mean, seriously, it couldn't hurt, could it? Any guy who sees me naked like this in 18eighteen magazine isn't going to think I'm a geek or a nerd, right?"

You certainly will be adored by lots of horny 18eighteen readers. But do you worry about what your family and friends will think?
"Well, most of my family is so uptight and conservative that there's absolutely no way they're ever going to see me in this magazine. And I can't think of any of my friends who are cool enough to buy it, either. Basically, I'm hoping that guys are going to see me here in 18eighteen and they're going to think, 'Wow, that girl is really hot!'"