18eighteen March 2003

"I stole my vibrator from my best friend's older sister. I slept over one night and my friend's sister was out on a date and we started snoopin' through her stuff and found it. I snagged it and put it in my backpack. I'm thinkin' it must feel as good as the real thing, but since I've never hooked up with a guy yet, I can't say for sure."