18eighteen January 2004

So, what's a "big girl date?"
"That's when I go out with a guy who's older than me, and he picks me up in a cool-looking, expensive car, takes me to a real nice restaurant to eat and then we go to his apartment or condo or whatever and, well, you know, we make out. So far, I've only gone out with a couple of boys my age and they're, like, so immature it's sickening! This one guy Ryan, who's in my class, was the worst. He doesn't even have his own car yet so he had to borrow his older brother's, which is a real hunk of junk. Then, after he picked me up at my house, he didn't even ask me what I wanted to do and we ended up going to this house party that one of his loser friends was having that really sucked. I mean, it was just a bunch of kids sitting around and drinking cheap beer and watching, like, Beavis and Butthead reruns on TV. I couldn't wait to get out of there and for him to drive me home!"