Eufrat

Hi, Eufrat. That's an interesting name. Where are you from and whose couch are you cumming on?

"Thanks. I'm from the Czech Republic, hence the name. It's a little strange, but everyone calls me E for short. And this is my neighbor Tim's couch. He's on vacation with his wife, and I'm watching their place and all their porn flicks, too. It's cool to secretly cum in their house!"

That's pretty sexy considering all the nanny cams and security people have nowadays. Aren't you nervous you'll get caught?

[Laughs] "Oh, I know that I'm being monitored. They have security cams all over this apartment. I'm doing it for Tim. He loves watching me cum and specifically asked me to masturbate all over the house and cum on his pillow, too. He'll watch the tapes when his ball and chain isn't around so he can jerk it to me. That's way kinky, huh?"

Yeah, that's really freaky. So are you two having an affair?

"No way! He's married. This is, like, a favor. Some free porn for him to have with no strings attached!"