coming soon: Older Sister

"I'm in trouble with this one guy I went out with 'cause I told him that I had already had full sex but I really hadn't. What happened was, me and him go to the same junior college, and one day he sat down at my table and started talking to me in the cafeteria. He asked me out and I said yeah. We went to a movie and then to this one club and we started talking about who we'd gone out with before. I was trying to act big and told him that me and my old boyfriend had full sex all the time. Then he smiled at me and said that was good 'cause he wanted to have it with me, too. Now I have to figure out how to tell him that I was lying and that I'm still a virgin!"