18eighteen March 2008

Welcome back, Alexis. In the Dec. '07 issue you said that you were fucking your boss. So, who's this dude?
"That's Jordan. I was playing hookie from work and catching some rays at the beach when he showed up and basically told me that he was going to rock my world. I have a thing for tall guys 'cause I'm such a shorty, so I fucked him in his van!"

In a van? Isn't that a little bit uncomfortable?
"Actually, it was a really big van and I had a lot of room to maneuver around. And it was really fucking hot 'cause all these people were walking by and would see the van rockin' so they'd try to peek in. I loved that they would squint against the glass. It made me feel like a dirty girl, and I liked that!"