"My boyfriend's a carpenter," said Mercedes. "He had a big job and was working there every day. When I went to see him on this Saturday night, he said he had cabinets to stain so we couldn't go out, and he was too tired to even think about fooling around. I don't think so! I'd been looking forward to having sex all week and I wasn't going to be put off. His camera was on a shelf 'cause he takes photos of all his work, so I told him to take a photo of me and I'd be happy. He did, then I started to strip. About 15 minutes later we were...