"I've never had a guy use a pickup line on me,� Alyssa said. "I always make the first move.� Recently, Alyssa has been making lots of first moves. Thus, she has lots of boyfriends. Thus, she has been having lots of sex with lots of different guys. Thus, she had to choose wisely when she decided which of her boyfriends would take these pictures of her. "I chose Gus because he has the nicest camera,� she said. " I told him it was because he has the nicest cock.� Liar. "Pants on fire!� she exclaimed. "It seems these days, my panties are always on fire!�
